Do YOU have a story about how the Oobies have touched YOUR life?
Maybe your bum touched one of them as you were passing on a train.
Maybe you ran guns with them in Nicaragua.
Why not...
your fortunate moment with those less fortunate then yourself...
those who can only dream of ever meeting an Oobie in the flesh. |
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"Oh, the Oobies!
I love the boys!
They're such an inspiration.
And the best thing about knowing them:
They like me! They really like me!
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"The Oobes ?
The boys, they're my boys, they're my oobes, y'know?
I can get by without my agent, and I can get by without cocaine.
But I can never never ever get by without the Oobies."
They get down down down, yes they do I love 'em, my boys!
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"They came up with some hilarious ideas for Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid. Peen really has a way with animals.
Paul and I used to have fits of laughter in our caravans between takes. Ha ha ha!
It's funny now, just thinking about the stuff they used to get up to."
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"Them boys is black!
B - L - A - C - K
Know what I'm sayin' to ya ?"
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"I just call out their names, y'know...Vas! Scrote! Penis!, and wherever I am, they'll come running, every time.
That kind of committment you only find once in a lifetime.
God bless the Oobies.
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"Let me tell you, I'd been worrying about the bad things to come.
In an instant, the Oobies showed me the way:
'Become a muslim, Cat', they said,
I haven't looked back."
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"You know who named me 'Sting' ?
That's right, the Oobie bloody Ootchie Trio.
I was flicking Vas with my towel at the pool and Scrote said, "Geez that must sting. Hey Gordo! Sting!"
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"Bastards!
They ruined my life!
But I love them...all of them. (Sob)"
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"When I broke up with Tom, the first consoling voice on the phone was Penis. That's the kind of guy he is.
Next was Scrote with tickets to MarineWorld and a couple of scratchies.
But it was Vas's voice I was longing to hear."
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"I was jerkin' around, singin' "Abba dabba daybee" and shit, goin' nowhere. These three guys come along goin' "Oobie doobie Ootchie..." I dunno, but it worked, so I stole it, y'know. Whaddatheygonnado?
I'm Frank!"
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"Oh hey. Hey yeah!
No listen, listen, yeah!
I mean oh yeah, lookout!
Look, hey, it's like, like somethin' else man. It's like.. What was the question, oh the Oobes ? Shit yeah!
Kick arse, man."
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"Funny guys! Funny guys! Funny guys!
They are just funny guys!
Hearts of gold though, but funny!"
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"Mr. Deferens, well...OK, 'Vas' came into my dressing room, plays their recording of 'Reach Out And Touch Somebody's Oobies'
...mmm
And I just knew...I just knew."
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"Well...y'know, everyone was stoned in those days and...huh?
Oh the Oobies?!
Sorry, I thought you said 'The Doobie Bros'.
The Oobes! Ha! Had 'em over for lunch just the other day. Crazy mothers!"
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"Ah, ah, wanted 'em for mah backin' singers and..heh heh, them good ol' boys went and got bigger 'n me!
Ah sure wish they'd retire soon.
I wanna do a comeback, but how can I get any attention with that kind of talent around, huh ?!"
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"One of them is the father of my baby and,... well it could have been any one of them.
Sure, they turned me. I thought I knew myself, but I didn't know a thing until the Oobie Ootchie Trio came into my life."
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"I love having them out to the ranch. Penis has a great time with 'Bubbles', my chimpanzee.
I have home movies of us all together. Would you like to see one? You would?
God, I hope they don't mind..."
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"Not many people know this, but they are great philanthropists. The Oobies have given literally millions of dollars towards the children of the world. They're wonderful human beings.
I'm writing a book about them."
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 The year was 1963 when Dr. Martin Luther King gave his historical speech given on Capitol Hill, Washington, in which he talked of the coming era when all people, regardless of creed, race or religion would co-exist in harmony.
People were so moved they asked, "What other dreams do you have, Dr. King?"
"I have a dream about my good friends from down under. They may look like a bunch of peckerheads but these boys have got somethin' that I believe, in my heart, will help make the world a better place.
I have a dream that the Oobies are gonna be big!! Really big!!"
What portentious words they were. Thank you Luther.
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